7.00: The phone rings in the room of Ancelotti. It 's the video-alarm calls, with the images at full volume Galliani which celebrates after a goal from Milan.
ORE 7.12: Ancelotti recovering from traumatic awakening and dresses.
8:00 PM: The usual breakfast morning. Pato and Paloschi are accommodated in the high chair while Serginho and Favalli are returned dentures soaked the night before.
8:05 PM: Ronaldo felt a sharp pain in his left wrist while lifting a cup of coffee: the doctor and the arm band requires a diagnosis of 10-12 days.
9.00: The Rossoneri reach the training ground. During iltragitto Dida was hit by a pine cone detached from a tree, slumps to the ground.
9:15 am: Corset light workout. Cafu asks and gets the walker.
10.00: friendly match against local amateur team Virtus Sanfatucchio. To encourage the return of Gilardino's goal the eighty-five door and forced to play the game sitting.
ORE 10.01: After the traditional handshake start race Ronaldo avverteun severe pain in his right hand: the end of the limb and doctor prescribes a diagnosis of a mese.ORE 10:02: Al's left arm is applied Favalli a drip.
10:03 am: On the sidelines a little boy lets out a kite chev bumped into the head of Dida: goalkeeper falls to the ground lifeless.
11.00: The first half ends on the score of 0-0. To encourage ilritorno Gilardino's goal the local port is forced to play blindfolded.
ORE 11.05: Pato, hit hard by an opponent, leave the field pouting taking away the ball.
ORE 11.45: The race ends on the score of 0-0. To promote the goals of ritornoal Gilardino you decide to play a third time while the mini local port is bound and gagged.
12.00: Favalli falls to the ground unconscious.
12:01 PM: Cafu falls to the ground unconscious.
12:02 PM: Serginho falls to the ground unconscious.
ORE 12.10: The race ends on the score of 0-0. To encourage a return to a goal by Gilardino you decide to play a fourth time while mini goalkeeper Local is stunned with an electric shock.
12:25 pm: Inzaghi falls to the ground unconscious.
12:26 PM: Emerson falls to the ground unconscious.
12:27 pm: Ronaldo falls to the ground unconscious, breaking both ankles: the doctor strip both legs and requires a diagnosis of four months.
12.35 pm: The race ends on the score of 0-0. To encourage a return to a goal by Gilardino you decide to play penalty kicks while goalkeeper is kidnapped by the anonymous local seizures.
12:36 PM: Gilardino misses the first penalty.
12:37 pm: Gilardino misses the second kick.
12:38 PM: Gilardino misses the third penalty.
12:39 pm: Gilardino misses the fourth penalty.
ORE 12.40: Gilardino misses the fifth penalty.
12:41 PM: To encourage a return to a goal by Gilardino you decide to move the penalty spot 10 meters.
12:42 pm: Gilardino marks the sixth and decisive penalty. Galliani invades the field and runs to embrace Dida, who fell on the ground unconscious.
ORE 13.02: Berlusconi calls for Ancelotti to report that, rather than a Christmas tree, the form of the team seems a nativity scene with the beautiful figurines.
13.30: Back to the hotel for lunch. Kaka interviewed by a journalist in the lobby says its estimate for the Real Madrid president Calderon.
13:35 PM: The local newspaper publishes a special edition that Kaka would go to Real Madrid.
at 13.40: The international press agencies to give some to pass to Kaka merengues.
ORE 13.45: Interviewed by the English TV Calderon said that the Brazilian has signed a five-year agreement.
at 13.50: Berlusconi calls Kaka and increases engagement.
13:55 PM: Kaka told the press: I'm fine at Milan, no President is like Berlusconi.
14:35 PM: Gattuso bites the head waiter who was whistling "Pazza Inter amala.
14:36 \u200b\u200bPM: Ambrosini raises a banner offensive to the maitre 'the bottle put it in the c * "
14:37 PM: The maitre goes into the kitchen and takes the order.
14:38 PM: The maitre back room and serves drinks at the table of Ronaldo.
14:39 PM: Just finished drinking Ronaldo felt stabbing pains in my stomach: the doctor applies a generous wrap around the waist of the player and requires a diagnosis a year.
14:45 PM: Finished lunch Pirlo roll a barrel.
at 15:02: Pato and Paloschi will compete with the PlayStation Pro EvolutionSoccer 7.
at 15:07: At the end of the first time a violent quarrel broke out between idue because of a foul not identified by the race director: Paloschi furiously throws the joystick crashing on the right shoulder of Dida. The Brazilian goalkeeper was urgently conducted in the recovery room.
16.00: Training session in the afternoon. Ba dam and are aggregated to the group of bowlers. "
16.30: Race to friendly mixed ranks. Pellegatti creeps in the locker room to rip a beat the world champions before the big-match.
16:57 PM: During the race he runs into Nesta Aubameyang and stops to introduce himself.
ORE 18.12: The shower is too hot due to a severe reddening of the buttocks Ronaldo: The doctor prescribes a bandage and apply a generous diagnosis of 4 years.
ORE 18.15: Spielberg calls Ancelotti to ask permission to use the phenomenon as a stand-in in the sequel "The Mummy".
18:35 PM: Kaka leaving the field, interviewed by a journalist, claims to adore the atmosphere that reigns at the Bernabeu.
18:40 PM: The local newspaper publishes a special edition that Kaka would go to Real Madrid.
at 18.45: The international press agencies to give some of Kaka to ilpassaggio merengues.
18:50 PM: Interviewed by the English TV Calderon said that the Brazilian has already found a home in the English capital.
18:55 PM: Berlusconi calls Kaka and increases engagement.
19.00: Kaka told the press: I'm fine at Milan, no stadium like San Siro.
20.30: After dinner they are granted the players a couple of hours allowed: Pato is Paloschi head to Luna Park Favalli accompanied by flowers.
20:45 PM: A fan greets Dida AC Milan giving a friendly pat on the back, the goalkeeper is to chase but after a few passistramazza ground at the end of life: the timely intervention of Inzaghi who revived by mouth-to- mouth.
21.00: Pressed by journalists Galliani revealed that the new name of the Rossoneri for the next season will be Marco Van Basten.
21:01 PM: Ancelotti is said to have been discharged prematurely dried.
21:02 PM: Galliani explains that the Dutch are going to thicken the offensive department.
21:03 PM: Ancelotti was satisfied to rely on another great champion.
ORE 22.30: Paloschi return to the hotel Favalli crying because he refused to buy cotton candy.
22:45 PM: All to sleep. Pato is laid in the box, Ronaldo in the crypt.
1:00 PM: Kaka wake the whole hotel asking for immediate help: Pellegatti in panties and garter belt has slipped into his bed begging him to surrender chastity
