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Unfortunately, as I said Cisco ... "started work" ...

So time less than zero ...

I'm sorry for my two readers, but this blog is now in decline ... I am afraid I will have to close it ...

hold back the tears ... Hugs to all ... see you soon

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I live in an unusual way to end this August as many years I was going.

had since I was sitting still at school in September that it did not mean a change, or rather a new beginning.

From September 15 to begin a new study, new ideas, new feelings and why not a little 'curiosity for a new experience.

The good news was a bolt from the blue ... I do not expect it at all and comes to liven up a period, in itself thrilling!

We'll see ..... in the meantime I'm enjoying a little 'forced to sleep .... with morals .... a thousand.

Last year at this time I walked entranced in the Australian desert today ..... ride a scooter for Milan desert ... well .... what to add ... everyone has what it deserves .... right? ;-)

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With the promise that I will return in September motivated, more fun and why not .... more like writing some shit on my blog ......

Meanwhile ....

Preparing to follow the clay pigeon shooting, jumping the puddle and the calcium soap .... W
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bastards .... I want the sack race ...

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Remember the tattoo, remember that these are the emotions, in part, you've tried ...

Two weeks to the merger two weeks to reinforce the belief we can do it.

We meanwhile, Gallazzi, we are with you!!

We have a dream .....

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Every time I go out on a road accident risk ....

One will say ... "David is guilty of driving your daredevil"

Another somewhat 'more superstitious you'll have the bales as I am doing ....
Still another will say it is the fault of women drivers ....

So please clarify ....

Every time I go out on a road accident risk because of an idiot with the navigator.

Not that it considers the browser a great invention, for goodness sake ... is exceptional. This makes me terribly angry is that people, as usual, absolutely use it inappropriately and, now, even to find a place that is 30 feet, even just to get to 'the nearest newsstand.

The problem itself is not that ... is that the navigator, worse than the much maligned mobile phones, FULLY distracts the attention of motorists from the road and create zig zag nailed or sudden slowing or activities that create impossible hallucinatory dangers to those who have the misfortune to be in the area at that time ...

But the best thing is the person who as usual is more "ahead" of others, no matter who has a Porsche Convertible or rhythm ... THE NAVIGATOR FIGO .... WHERE YOU CAN ALSO SEE THE FILM ....

... And this guy is the best of all.

you see them traveling at 50 km / h in fourth lane on the freeway insensitive to beam, profanity, or horn (dolbysurrounporcoddddue have the 5 +1) or the orange nail not to lose the final fight scene between Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker ....

Oh well ... as usual, but I wonder how you can be so tight on the use of mobile phones in the car and do not in any way limiting the Navigator ... In my view, far more dangerous .. .



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incazzatura disposed of the post-test results are returned safely to my life everyday.

you know? The only thing that crowds out to see who is around you (especially non-professionals) who seem more worried about you ....

Yes guys, this setback is not a good thing but ... honestly, the more I think, the more I think it's just a great annoyance .. one thing you must do and that affects you re ... something for which there are a hundred sloshing and loss of time that will not let you, until the steps , to concentrate one hundred percent on what you do .... but in reality ... in a career (just in the manner of selection) is not worth a fuck !!.... just a business that many have an interest to keep alive because it suits us both ... for a thousand reasons that I do not want to repeat.

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Nevermind ... anything ... that will suffer delays, inter alia, it was an opportunity that allowed me to receive many expressions of esteem by colleagues, especially the "higher planes" that I was ... Be the first to calm down and open my eyes ....

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I would like to reassure both those who still love me, Who is pretending to do it ... my life goes to the great work ... okay, responsibilities increase, and everything is getting more complicated ... but tremendously more interesting!

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the way ... if anyone wants to inspect the computers and help me look for errors ... we could do a "Trovaglierroriparty" rosicare still a little bit for me ... ahahahaha

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Changing subject ... finally ... another new week ago came the super food of the new house, we are waiting for the room and we are soon going to speak with "defects" for bathroom cabinets and the rest ....

course to go to live in a new house there are really eight million things to think about ... if one does not realize it until it is in the middle .... even though in reality it does everything with a positive attitude: you're tired but you're happy to do it!

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Finally, I'm really happy for my sister, who has taped over your mouth so many (or few) envious 13m 23cm and is planing to establishing his personalone .. ....

He deserved it and I hope now remove off all the unnecessary fears that others have helped to lead ...

about, "other ".... if I can tell you one thing ... you had sincerely broke dick.

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end with a sad note ....

Max A few days ago, the big dog of Pines, he returned to the heaven of dogs ..

Fat .. we will miss you ......

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a hug to all

D.

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ps: The post is too long, says Fabione "I wrote it-jet ".... .... ERGO not reread.

If there are grammar errors please let me .... who knows ever comes in handy!

pps: I received a fine for no parking from 85 euros ..... DOH!!

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Dear Santa,

I know, I write so much in advance, but since my desire is so important and not easy to satisfy , I leave you a little 'more time than usual.

Today, dear Santa, I made the terrible mistake of going to request a copy of my tasks the State Exam ... I know I'm wrong, but curiosity was too much.

Having said that we desire.

Dear Santa, I wish I did not take anything for this year's technology, no item of clothing, nothing for the new house.

I only two pens, one red, one blue, any brand.

And I delivered to the son of a bitch that I was correct homework.

Maybe next time, as if this year is low on ink, at least put a sign on my job, if I should fail, so, just to know what prompted the judge to be insufficient.

Ah, I forgot, the poor have seen this year forced to write two lines of reasoning at the end of the task, if you can tell him that "Exposure confused and grammatical errors (with no sign of correction ).... is just a tad bit generic and does not apply.

Also because I've already reread it three times ... and really the "grammatical errors" can not find them.

THAT ARE IGNORANT.

Thank you Father for giving me this, and I hope to fulfill my desire.

Greet the reindeer and elves.

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Adapted from an article by another "envious" the successes of the premier ......

Dedicated to 50% of Italians.

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"in the middle of the honeymoon that most Italians believed to live with the new government, the true nature of Berlusconi irrepressibly, equal to itself, dominated by a state of necessity and emergency personnel Private sweeping away an afternoon in each and every institutional camouflage disguise as a statesman of the Knight.

No. Berlusconi Berlusconi is ready to distort the rule of law to safeguard personnel, to restrict the freedom of the press to escape the publication of embarrassing telephone conversations, to affect the right of the public to be informed about major investigations and crime committed, but to stop investigations of the judiciary.

The Republic lives another serious humiliation, with the ad personam laws that return, the government reduced the country's premier private shield, the parliamentary majority turned into a defense attorney for a suspect who wants to escape the city to its rightful Judge, distorting policies. In a single day - after the strategy of the smile, the dialogue, the ambition of the Quirinale - Silvio Berlusconi has summoned his men to operate a dual action of breaking the normality of our democratic constitutional system. Under attack, freedom Information on the one hand, and other mandatory prosecution.

For the first time in republican history, the government and its majority enter the field of criminal prosecution to upset the rules and establish a hierarchy among the crimes to be pursued. A radical relaxation of rules on the establishment of roles for the hearing, however, that results in substantial alteration of the principle of mandatory prosecution. Established principle guaranteeing that the impartiality of the judiciary and the equality of citizens. The new standard Berlusconi (presented as an amendment to Decree-security, directly signed by the Presidents of the Board of Building I and II Madama) requires judges to give "top priority" to the procedures of some crimes, but earlier this serves mainly to mask the real aim of the intervention: the suspension of "immediate and for a period of one year" in all criminal proceedings relating to acts committed up to December 31, 2001 who find themselves "in a state between the setting of the preliminary hearing and the closing of the hearing at first instance".

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is exactly the situation in which Silvio Berlusconi is in the process underway before the Court of Milan on corruption in judicial acts : on charges of having pushed the London lawyer Mills to misrepresent blacks on the funds of the galaxy Fininvest abroad. That process has reached the final step, the missing two hearings sentence. We understand the rush, the conflict of interest, the urgency private, the national emergency resulting therefrom, the shame of a new law on a personal basis. We must stop those judges at all costs, even if they operate "in the name of the Italian people", even if the case is not really about politics, even if the maximum will be discredited internationally. We must by all means avoid the sentence, earn a year, to give time to the lawyer Ghedini (Knight and true defender of private-Keeper shadow of his government) to re-award that Schifani that makes the prime minister is not punishable, and that consultation already found to be unconstitutional because it violates the equality of citizens : a mortal sin, in a democracy, something that a political leader should not even afford to think about, but which in Italy will be presented in Parliament for the second time in a few years, to protect the same person the same right that modern Italians have chosen to govern the country.

By all appearances, the man who leads the government is not enough to win the election, and even win big: not enough to have a large majority to both Houses, members of parliament chosen in person, and required all voters, a strong popular legitimacy, a free hand in the deployment of its legitimate policy.

No. Once again, Berlusconi is something illegitimate, which transforms into a mere instrument of political power, the Parliament's budget staff, the institutions in deformable material, such as laws, as the powers of the judiciary. It is a compulsion to repeat, it reveals a political culture scared, even when a fugitive leadership is on the throne, an institutional feeling that inhabits the Republic as a stranger, like a usurper, and can not be state, living his same triumph as abusive. With the result of seeing the head of the executive to the legislature asking for help to stop the judiciary.

Something in which the West is not used, an abuse of power that shocked not only in Italy, and that only the Italian establishment can accept oversimplifying, for the note and profitable complicity of the dominated by the ruling order, which is the foundation of every people and every authoritarian populist democracy, as we prepare to become unfortunately. This only for the institutions and the rule leads inevitably to a conflict with the Prime Minister the head of state, guarantor of the Constitution.

Napolitano had intervened in the form of its role, against the attempt to introduce the standard anti-prostitutes in the security decree, explaining that you could not see a reason for urgency. Then he took a position for the same reason against the entry of the decree under which brings the soldiers in the street to perform police duties.

today is facing an amendment that suspends for one year even criminal trials, and order to the judges how they should move in the face of crimes, a provision included as a special "correction" in a decree that talks about anything . What does it matter the suspension of trials with security?

What is the urgency, to the citizens? The only urgency - as the only safe - it is very private and shameful that the Prime Minister. One flaw, which becomes an abuse, and also a challenge to the Head state, which can not accept it. How can not accept the Democratic Party, who yesterday welcomed the proposal of Veltroni Scalfari: dialogue on the reforms can not continue in front of these "tears" of the right, because you can not talk about rules with those who trampled. At the same time, while blocking the judges and stop his trial, Berlusconi also spoke about freedom of the news. The bill introduced yesterday by the government on wiretapping, in fact, not only prevents the publication of telephone intercepts, with penalties of up to 3 years (and suspension from the profession) for the reporter and author of the article up to 400 000 € 's publisher. The new rules prohibit Article 2 The publication "or even partial summary" of the acts of the preliminary investigation "even though there is no longer a secret," until the beginning of the hearing. This means the silence on any news of judicial investigation, arrest, interrogation, statement of the injured party, the arguments of the defense, the conclusions of the preliminary investigation, request for trial.

whole process of investigation and inquiry before the preliminary hearing order of the court is now covered by the silence, even if it is a slow process that in the Italian courts can last four to six years in some cases ten . In this space, silent and secret, there is now a requirement (Article 12) to "inform the ecclesiastical authority" when the suspect is a religious Catholic, and if it is a Bishop will inform the Cardinal Secretary of State of the Vatican, with a new privilege for the head of government of a foreign state, and for the people-priests, most of the other citizens.

If the freedom of the press is mutilated, the citizen's right to know and learn is severely limited. By this standard, we would not have known anything about espionage Telecom, the abduction of Abu Omar, all'Antonveneta climbing, climbing to the Unipol BNL, default of Parmalat, the story Moggi, the subordination of Berlusconi Saccà, the "pizzini" Provenzano, organized by Pollari and the disinformation pump, and then the horrors of Santa Rita Clinic in Milan. But there's just an obsession with private Berlusconi against judges and journalists (some). There is also the scientific attempt to prevent the formation of this crucial subject of any modern democracy is that public opinion, their considered opinion as informed and influential organized as an actor because conscious of the modern agora. No public opinion (I do not know, who does not know) in favor of private opinions, preferably disoriented and frightened, closed horizons biographical and fears separated, convinced that there is no more effective public action, a response collective to individual problems. In this group of individuals - some of which are also the losers of globalization, the new mob of modernity - the populist Berlusconi asks only a vibration of consent, adherence to policies symbolic participation of moods, which addresses in the delegation. The figure that ties the whole thing is the emergence, in the sense of the horizon and fear the end of the conformity of politically correct rules and institutional balances. Conta decide (no matter how), act (which does not count with effectiveness), turn the exception into the norm. The government, on closer inspection, it is militarizing the streets or landfills, but his decisions and his policies. Better, is militarizing common sense of the Italians, forcing in a continuous emergency situation, with the executive body transformed from ordinary into the extraordinary result, which operates in a perpetual state of emergency.

So Silvio Berlusconi can afford to come out in the evening, writing in a letter to Schifani that the rule-block process "is in favor of the whole community," even if it applies to "one of the many imaginative processes that far-left magistrates have filed against me for the purpose of political struggle. " It is the foreshadowing of a rejection, on a day like this, shame on democracy, with the premier defendant who rejects his court while it blocks the action.

Proving that Berlusconi is ready for anything.

We should prepare for the worst, if not the worst, probably, we are already experiencing. "

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lascatemi One thing to say: FUCK Bari to that son of a bitch in a minute and a half has assessed 21 hours of work ...

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In the field were tackled head on a representative of FdM Football Team ... ... and Giana team for the uninitiated in military excellence.

The match was really tiratissima, FdM that's their prerogative of the technique are perhaps penalized from the field, perhaps from an arbitrage outrageous they still fought to the end ...

The game, full of great balance has been decided only in the last minute ... the result?

FdM 2 - Giana ....... 11

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Dear colleagues and friends,

I hope it does not take offense (I do not think there is a need because I know that you are all, or nearly so, very strong in heart) but I think to do something very useful to inform everyone that, as is known, the security package approved recently, have been greatly strengthened the penalties for crimes committed while intoxicated.

The new penalties, provide, inter alia, in case of culpable homicide committed while intoxicated or under the influence of any narcotic drug, worth three to ten years imprisonment, to be clear how the robbery or the bankruptcy fraudulent.

What is less known is that even for simple driving of motor vehicles:

- while drunk if you exceed the limit of 1.5 g / l of alcohol in the blood
- in an altered drug-
- In case of refusal to submit to alcohol concentration

relief in case of conviction (even conditionally suspended), the judge must also confiscation of the vehicle, if owned by the driver.

basis, and given that:

- the limit of 1.5 g / l is very low but it is not "insurmountable" or reserved for chronic alcoholics (especially but not only, in the case of drinks based on spirits);
- the controls are much more widespread (and, in the event of an accident, although not serious, are made automatically)

I would advise extreme caution at all and using public transport or taxi, if and when out to dinner or a drink, because the evening would otherwise cost you very dear.

In case of lack of alternatives, when in doubt, I would drive someone else (preferably the more sober of the present and, in any case, the owner of the vehicle).


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A cry went up from people all over .......

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A neologism based sull'acronimo "Not In My Back Yard" to identify the natural opposition of local communities to accommodate works of national interest on its territory. NIMBY is the selfishness of a "few" against the public interest. Typical of open
Italian mentality, famous throughout the world.
Believing that something is not as long as is necessary to violate our small garden, provided it does not force us to waivers, as long as there nenache steal a bit of that right to do whatever the fuck we want, which seems to have now become essential for any individual.

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More safety on the streets? I am pissed if they give me a fine without a belt.
Nuclear? No thanks.

Airport? Sure enough that the plane did not throw me on the head.
Tav? Not here.
waste on the road? Do not want them, and it manifests.
waste incinerator? We do not want the incinerator and manifests itself .......

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(from an interview with Simone Collio)

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" Athletics: The queen of the sport.

speed: the queen of athletics.

I was lucky, Thank God and thanks to my parents, to be genetically predisposed to run fast.

As a child you could see my walk springy, elastic, and I remember every time I did a sprint oratory or in the backyard of my house almost always win. I say almost always because sometimes me and 'happen to be guys faster than me but have never gone down this road, staying in football, finishing with a team to play in the third category and ending their career on a sports field of land on the outskirts of Milan.

I thank God and thank my father for bringing me that day, that still seems to me yesterday, in that field of Venlo, The Netherlands, with all those smiling kids who are struggling so much, running up and down the ring of 400 meters and up to a few months before I saw only from the outside, while I was training to shoot at goal with my teammates.

Since then, from that day in winter, and all 'started: my story, my career, my dreams, my victories and my defeats, satisfaction and great emotion delusioni.Ogni I lived and 'used to become what they are today. The "timber" that I took, the injuries that have marked me. All I would do it, no regrets, because I really like today and why today I am proud of what I could reach only with my legs and my head.

On the way I started I had the great fortune to be flanked by a competent person with sound values, which have taught me the meaning of suffering to reach a goal, determination and motivation as the first and only weapon to realize their dream.

My path and 'started 12 years ago and even today the field and' populated by the very people who have always decided to "invest" his life to athletics and gave a true meaning and CONCRETE what they did. At least with me, speaking from personal experience, they did it. They gave me what is now 'for me the meaning of sport, I have passed like a baton in a relay race, and all these people come down with me on the track in Beijing, are and will always be inside me!

See you soon!

I'm really excited that we put on the jersey of Pro Sesto

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With Pro Sesto.

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Simone Collio "

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What can I say .... thank you .... but that brings on track (now distant) and heart even when those values I even recognize myself.

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5) Why Noah did not leave drown those two mosquitoes?

6) Why sterilize the needle before engaging in lethal injections?

7) Learn about the indestructible black boxes of aircraft? Why the hell do not make us any plane with that stuff??

8) Why do not sheep shrink when it rains?

9) If flying is so safe, why did they call the airport the terminal?
10) do not understand why these things forward!

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Funny, exciting and perhaps the best of the superhero movies of recent times (except Batman Begins).

course, you should not get in to see the room thinking Filmon of the century that will change the outlook in dealing with the harsh daily life. Revenue in the spirit to pull the plug on the brain for two hours (for those who have attacked the rest of the day, of course) and enjoy a movie that is not above criticism, however, thin enough (?) On the American style supply of arms. Cast
height, dubbing Paltrow to review, but she as always beautiful and good ...

excellent special effects that are a constant throughout the film but which, having been made in an exceptional manner, leaving intact the realism of the scenes.

be reserved for those who go to the movies to relax ... if you look for something complicated in the room next project for the evening film club "The cherry tree "..... if you're going to enjoy it suicide ... .
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Rated 7.5

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Paris ..... A typical day at Milanello

.... but as I sit on the bales, the French (Parisian)

I'll be back from a weekend "romantic" e.. .. marathon runner in the French capital with these two certainties.

The city is really wonderful, maybe that would put at the top of my favorites in the world, for various reasons.

cleaning, the magnificence, the historicity and the almost perfect preservation of hundreds of historic buildings, and then the Louvre Montmartre ... ... the Eiffel Tower ....

E 'was a wonderful weekend spotted only two things.

The French I've met always walk two feet off the ground and treat you like a beggar e. .. Ryanair is a company of rabbis: any excuse is good for trimming of the surcharges, which of course (even if you just dash eurelli 8) must be paid with a credit card. And if a case has decided not to take her to do it? Stays on the ground? Mah ..

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7.00: The phone rings in the room of Ancelotti. It 's the video-alarm calls, with the images at full volume Galliani which celebrates after a goal from Milan.

ORE 7.12: Ancelotti recovering from traumatic awakening and dresses.

8:00 PM: The usual breakfast morning. Pato and Paloschi are accommodated in the high chair while Serginho and Favalli are returned dentures soaked the night before.

8:05 PM: Ronaldo felt a sharp pain in his left wrist while lifting a cup of coffee: the doctor and the arm band requires a diagnosis of 10-12 days.

9.00: The Rossoneri reach the training ground. During iltragitto Dida was hit by a pine cone detached from a tree, slumps to the ground.

9:15 am: Corset light workout. Cafu asks and gets the walker.

10.00: friendly match against local amateur team Virtus Sanfatucchio. To encourage the return of Gilardino's goal the eighty-five door and forced to play the game sitting.

ORE 10.01: After the traditional handshake start race Ronaldo avverteun severe pain in his right hand: the end of the limb and doctor prescribes a diagnosis of a mese.ORE 10:02: Al's left arm is applied Favalli a drip.

10:03 am: On the sidelines a little boy lets out a kite chev bumped into the head of Dida: goalkeeper falls to the ground lifeless.

11.00: The first half ends on the score of 0-0. To encourage ilritorno Gilardino's goal the local port is forced to play blindfolded.

ORE 11.05: Pato, hit hard by an opponent, leave the field pouting taking away the ball.

ORE 11.45: The race ends on the score of 0-0. To promote the goals of ritornoal Gilardino you decide to play a third time while the mini local port is bound and gagged.

12.00: Favalli falls to the ground unconscious.

12:01 PM: Cafu falls to the ground unconscious.

12:02 PM: Serginho falls to the ground unconscious.

ORE 12.10: The race ends on the score of 0-0. To encourage a return to a goal by Gilardino you decide to play a fourth time while mini goalkeeper Local is stunned with an electric shock.

12:25 pm: Inzaghi falls to the ground unconscious.

12:26 PM: Emerson falls to the ground unconscious.

12:27 pm: Ronaldo falls to the ground unconscious, breaking both ankles: the doctor strip both legs and requires a diagnosis of four months.

12.35 pm: The race ends on the score of 0-0. To encourage a return to a goal by Gilardino you decide to play penalty kicks while goalkeeper is kidnapped by the anonymous local seizures.

12:36 PM: Gilardino misses the first penalty.

12:37 pm: Gilardino misses the second kick.

12:38 PM: Gilardino misses the third penalty.

12:39 pm: Gilardino misses the fourth penalty.

ORE 12.40: Gilardino misses the fifth penalty.

12:41 PM: To encourage a return to a goal by Gilardino you decide to move the penalty spot 10 meters.

12:42 pm: Gilardino marks the sixth and decisive penalty. Galliani invades the field and runs to embrace Dida, who fell on the ground unconscious.

ORE 13.02: Berlusconi calls for Ancelotti to report that, rather than a Christmas tree, the form of the team seems a nativity scene with the beautiful figurines.

13.30: Back to the hotel for lunch. Kaka interviewed by a journalist in the lobby says its estimate for the Real Madrid president Calderon.

13:35 PM: The local newspaper publishes a special edition that Kaka would go to Real Madrid.

at 13.40: The international press agencies to give some to pass to Kaka merengues.

ORE 13.45: Interviewed by the English TV Calderon said that the Brazilian has signed a five-year agreement.

at 13.50: Berlusconi calls Kaka and increases engagement.

13:55 PM: Kaka told the press: I'm fine at Milan, no President is like Berlusconi.

14:35 PM: Gattuso bites the head waiter who was whistling "Pazza Inter amala.

14:36 \u200b\u200bPM: Ambrosini raises a banner offensive to the maitre 'the bottle put it in the c * "

14:37 PM: The maitre goes into the kitchen and takes the order.

14:38 PM: The maitre back room and serves drinks at the table of Ronaldo.

14:39 PM: Just finished drinking Ronaldo felt stabbing pains in my stomach: the doctor applies a generous wrap around the waist of the player and requires a diagnosis a year.

14:45 PM: Finished lunch Pirlo roll a barrel.

at 15:02: Pato and Paloschi will compete with the PlayStation Pro EvolutionSoccer 7.

at 15:07: At the end of the first time a violent quarrel broke out between idue because of a foul not identified by the race director: Paloschi furiously throws the joystick crashing on the right shoulder of Dida. The Brazilian goalkeeper was urgently conducted in the recovery room.

16.00: Training session in the afternoon. Ba dam and are aggregated to the group of bowlers. "

16.30: Race to friendly mixed ranks. Pellegatti creeps in the locker room to rip a beat the world champions before the big-match.

16:57 PM: During the race he runs into Nesta Aubameyang and stops to introduce himself.

ORE 18.12: The shower is too hot due to a severe reddening of the buttocks Ronaldo: The doctor prescribes a bandage and apply a generous diagnosis of 4 years.

ORE 18.15: Spielberg calls Ancelotti to ask permission to use the phenomenon as a stand-in in the sequel "The Mummy".

18:35 PM: Kaka leaving the field, interviewed by a journalist, claims to adore the atmosphere that reigns at the Bernabeu.

18:40 PM: The local newspaper publishes a special edition that Kaka would go to Real Madrid.

at 18.45: The international press agencies to give some of Kaka to ilpassaggio merengues.

18:50 PM: Interviewed by the English TV Calderon said that the Brazilian has already found a home in the English capital.

18:55 PM: Berlusconi calls Kaka and increases engagement.

19.00: Kaka told the press: I'm fine at Milan, no stadium like San Siro.

20.30: After dinner they are granted the players a couple of hours allowed: Pato is Paloschi head to Luna Park Favalli accompanied by flowers.

20:45 PM: A fan greets Dida AC Milan giving a friendly pat on the back, the goalkeeper is to chase but after a few passistramazza ground at the end of life: the timely intervention of Inzaghi who revived by mouth-to- mouth.

21.00: Pressed by journalists Galliani revealed that the new name of the Rossoneri for the next season will be Marco Van Basten.

21:01 PM: Ancelotti is said to have been discharged prematurely dried.

21:02 PM: Galliani explains that the Dutch are going to thicken the offensive department.

21:03 PM: Ancelotti was satisfied to rely on another great champion.

ORE 22.30: Paloschi return to the hotel Favalli crying because he refused to buy cotton candy.

22:45 PM: All to sleep. Pato is laid in the box, Ronaldo in the crypt.

1:00 PM: Kaka wake the whole hotel asking for immediate help: Pellegatti in panties and garter belt has slipped into his bed begging him to surrender chastity