TEN THINGS I NEVER GOT ...
1) Why can not women put on mascara keeping your mouth shut?
2) How to close Windows should never click on "start"?
3) Why does Lemonsoda is made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid are real lemon juice?
4) When creating a new dog food "tastier," who has actually tasted it?
5) Why Noah did not leave drown those two mosquitoes?
6) Why sterilize the needle before engaging in lethal injections?
7) Learn about the indestructible black boxes of aircraft? Why the hell do not make us any plane with that stuff??
8) Why do not sheep shrink when it rains?
9) If flying is so safe, why did they call the airport the terminal?
10) do not understand why these things forward!
10) do not understand why these things forward!
... YET ....
Menstruation is the just punishment that God gave to women. After Eve ate the apple God said, "You will pay in blood, but in convenient monthly installments."
---- I made love with Control. Tomorrow I try to Alt Delete
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What is the unluckiest cop? The one who dies at the roadblock. And the more fortunate? Bat!
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the child to her mother: "Mom why the teacher called Robertino Roberto Paolo Paolino, Luca Luchino and me not?". Mother hesitant: "You're gonna be great ... Pompey! "
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Tim informs that you can buy condoms in the FS with 50 minutes to come too late.
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What is the most beautiful name for a girl? Ikea is Swedish, is cheap, you bring it home immediately You and the mountains in 5 minutes!
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Autumn is a bad time for women ... dry peas, migrating birds, fall browns,
and then if there is no fog is seen more shit!
and then if there is no fog is seen more shit!
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Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs and please do not multiply!
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know who is the smartest man in the world? The one who invented the supposta.E know why?
Why put it in the ASS AT ALL!!
Why put it in the ASS AT ALL!!
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